Sex & Wines - The Art of pairing Semen & Wine
The Art of Wine & Semen Pairing
On to Step Two. With your observations in hand, follow these simple rules for the best semen and wine pairing:
For abundant and sticky semen with a butter or Brie cheese like taste, the best choice would be some light-bodied wines such as the following:
- A Red Zinfandel: This wonderful, hearty, fruit-packed and all American wine is perfect for romance and a sticky semen with a Brie like taste will bring with it a unique and exciting Bouquet. My suggestion here: The Frog's Leap 2005 Zinfandel, Napa Valley. It's the best of the best Red Zin for making love!
- A Beaujolais: Beaujolais is a very light red wine with a deliciously intense aroma and a fruity floral bouquet that would subtly underline the semen's smooth side. My choice here: The 2005 Potel Aviron Cote de Brouilly will get your mouth ready for other oral delights.
For semen with a sweet almond taste or with fruity flavors, go with fruity white wines like these:
- A Chardonnay: I found out that some Chardonnays are among the best to enhance all the delicate semen almond favors. The flavors go so well together that now I even prefer my Chardonnay with a little drop of semen in it; it gives it an incredible charisma! I think we could describe this pairing as a wonderful synergy. My suggestion here: The 2003 Schramsberg Blanc de Blancs will give you 3 orgasms in a row for free!
- A Champagne: What's more magic than sex & champagne in this case a medium-dry champagne would be a good match for sweet and fruity tasting semen. Along with the taste, champagne hasthe added visual effect. The semen interacting with the Bubbles is simply magic and fascinating! My coup de coeur here: The Moet&Chandon Nectar Imperial could definitely bring you to paradise!
For rich, savory, salty semen or acidy semen, which is quite common, you need some crisp, tart wines such as the following:
A Sauvignon Blanc: This sexy and versatile white wine will match the acidity of you partner's semen and at the same time won't hide other delicate flavors. The best here: The 2006 Duckhorn Napa. You'll thank me for this one.
- A Chianti: Chianti's natural acidity will decrease your perception of high acidity in the semen and for that reason this magnificent Italian red wine could be a good choice. My suggestion: The wonderful and exceptional 2004 Rufina Castello di Nipozzano.
- A Sauterne: This is the exception to the rule, but a voluptuous, sweet and creamy Sauterne will perfectly balance a rich savory and salty semen. My heart's desire here: The 2003 Chateau du Haut-Pick. I've had so many memorable experiences with it.
Finally, for semen with a strong and bitter taste always consider heavy-bodied Wines like these:
- A Cabernet Sauvignon: A strong wine for a strong semen is always a good thing to consider and an imposing, but balanced Cabernet Sauvignon like the 2005 Big Ass Cab Winery will never let you down. It's wonderful.
- A Port: A port could remarkably hide all none pleasant and strong semen taste, but at the same time would enhance its slippery side. My suggestion: The Barros vintage 1991. It's not that expensive and if you try it with a mouthful of semen the combination will leave you simply ecstatic! By the way, Port is also a very appropriate choice when indulging in threesomes, gangbangs or ATM (Ass To Mouth) play.
- Vodka: Even if it's not a wine, vodka could be an interesting choice as well to go with strong tasting semen. Here's a great, little known recipe, handed down through the ages: A Semen Shooter; It's divine with nearly all semen types, if you like Vodka. The recipe: 2oz of Vodka and 1oz of Tequila with a little drop of Semen on it. Salute!
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